Sexual dysfunction…..

Have any of you seen that commercial that says “If you have suffered injuries or serious side effects caused by a drug you are taking for the treatment of erectile dysfunction (ED), you may have a defective product liability claim”?

Now, let’s just stop for a second and think about that…….”injuries”?  That brings to mind a million scenarios'.  Maybe it’s just because I’m a twisted bitch, but the concept of sharpening a pencil down to a nub keeps running through my mind!!  I know that’s not possible, but still, that’s what I imagine.

I know there are lawsuits going on right now saying that these various and sunder ED drugs “may” cause skin cancer.  That brings yet another mental picture to mind, this one is not near as funny and is rather gross and, well, walking deadish, which of course leads my twisted little brain to breeding zombies and how much trouble Daryl would be in surrounded by little green/brown ankle biters!!

Anyway, my mind doesn't work the way normal people’s do.  Nope, nope, nope, mine explores the extreme with the delight of a three year old with a trunk of candy!!  I know it’s not good for me, but I just can’t help myself!!

I don’t understand the whole thing.  Although I don’t have the particular parts that are necessary to need ED drugs, I still have to wonder about the mentality of anyone that will listen an advertisement that says, “Consult your Doctor to see if you are healthy enough to engage in sex.” 

Maybe it’s just me, but if I were a man and my penis wasn't working I would probably have the opinion that I was NOT healthy enough for sex.  Not to mention, if it’s not working, you probably shouldn't try to use it anyway.  That’s like trying to drive your car with no wheels, or use a flashlight with no batteries……it’s a waste of time.

And the medical industry seems to think if your penis doesn't work, take a pill and it will!!  Yup!!  But if you have an erection for more than four hours consult your doctor (I hope the doctor is attractive and capable of handling a four hour long erection!!).  If you have tingling in your arms, legs, chest or head, or if you become dizzy during sexual activity STOP AT ONCE and contact your physician.  Personally, sex where my arms/lets/chest/head tingles and I become dizzy is usually because of the position or else it is really, really, REALLY good sex!!!

Do not take if: you use nitrates, you have had a heart attack in the last six months, you have long QT syndrome, high or low blood pressure, seizures, liver or kidney disease, a blood cell disorder, a bleeding disorder, an ulcer, hearing or vision problems or history of hearing/vision lost, eye dis order, deformity of penis or, and these kill me, if you are nursing or pregnant, or attempting to become pregnant or if you have been told you should not have sexual intercourse!!  Seriously??  PREGNANT???  If you are pregnant and you need ED medication you should consult the media immediately!!  You will be one rich SOB!!

Anyway, there is several lawsuits against the makers of these drugs because of some of the very things they warn you about.  Yup, men are suing because they have lost sight in one eye, or they have had a stroke, or their ulcer is bleeding severely!!  Of course  the lawyers for the drug companies, for what ever reason, haven’t mentioned the fact that the assholes should have read the warnings that are listed in the literature, or even discussed it with their doctors.  That’s because there is, believe it or not, a large illegal trade in ED medications!!!

Yup, penis pill pushers!!  Illicit erection dealers!! 

What the hell??

Anyway, the point I was trying to make is simple, no matter what the drug, no matter if it’s legally obtained or illegally traded, responsibility should lay with the individuals who use said drug!

We've all seen the commercials that scream at us from the television ranting about the blood thinner that causes profuse bleeding (which seems to me like something you would expect if your blood was too thin), the acne medication that causes raging insanity, the breast implants that cause a myriad of health troubles and the blood pressure medication that causes you to black out.  All of these things come with mountains of warnings and any competent medical professional will tell you about said side effects.

Yet there are tons of lawsuits!  I don’t understand it!!

Can I sue the electric company if I stick a fork into a light socket and get shocked??  I know better, I have been warned against it and told all the horrible things that could happen if I did so, but yet I do it.  Who is responsible for the resulting injuries?  MonPower or me?

If I scold myself while cooking mac and cheese is it Kraft’s fault??

If I put a can of tuna in the microwave and it catches fire do I sue Chicken of the Sea??

Come on people, were is the responsibility??  Have we become such idiots that we have absolutely no common sense??  Are we so under-educated that we can’t read the warning labels and understand what they mean?

All of these lawsuits and class actions has driven the price of almost every product through the roof.  It’s a nationwide fact that many people can’t afford the medication that they have to have in order to continue living.  The prices have become ridiculous!!  But  of course the attorneys are the ones that are actually making out and they are making out well enough that they can afford their drugs, both legal and illegal!  Once they have sued for millions of dollars and taken their cut, the individuals that were actually harmed receive next to nothing. And the drug companies raise the prices and those in actual need suffer.

All because some of the idiots of the world refuse to read the labels of chemical compounds that they are putting into their own bodies.

So if your dick is not working, and you get some ED medication and then go blind, remember, it was YOUR idea, not ours.  Most of us don’t care if you have a pointer or a hanger as long as you keep it to yourself!