Stalking or just "very interested".....

Once upon a time, if someone was following you around, hanging around outside your house and/or place of work, calling your house late at night and doing the heavy breathing thing or just generally following you around, it was called stalking!

Now, however, they can find your house on GOOGLE MAPS, see an actual picture of it on GOOGLE EARTH and download a topo map on DIGITAL-TOPO-MAPS.COM so they can figure out the best place to hide while they watch your house. They can follow you on TWITTER, FACEBOOK, MYSPACE and GOOGLE PLUS. They can make their late night, heavy breathing calls from GMAIL using the phone call options, and you'll never know where the call is coming from. They can do a background search on INTELIUS and know everything there is to know about you. They can stalk you from afar!! WTF???

It was bad enough when some crazed maniac could randomly pick some poor, defenseless person to try to drive insane!! Now they can choose from millions!! They can assign us all numbers and use a NUMBER GENERATOR to choose which one to bother on what days!!

Have we all gone insane?? I mean, I believe in freedom on information, but damn, do you really need to look up my address and then GOOGLE a picture of the structure so you can find it as you drive aimlessly around doing nothing??

It actually scares the shit out of me that someone who has NEVER been to my house knows when I rearrange my living room!! HOW did they know?? WHY do they care??

I can't believe that there is some cosmic alarm that sounds every time I move a piece of furniture or take the dogs out to run!! Is there an alarm on my commode seat as well?? Do you know every time I take a piss or should I just post it on line to keep you informed??

I'm a pretty boring person. I lead a mostly boring life. Hell, the highlight of my week was going to the DOLLAR GENERAL for trash bags!! Yeah, I post stupid, sometimes insulting, stuff on FACEBOOK, I have several blogs and I talk trash at times. So what?? Does that mean you have to keep an eye on me like I'm in ALKITA or something?? I'M AN AMERICAN AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!

I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you know me and you want to know what is going on in my life....ASK ME!! If you know me, chances are you already know where I live, or at least sort of, and you don't have to look up my address and GOOGLE my house!!

If you don't know me LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!! Cyber stalking is NOT the way to win friends!!! It's scary, it's annoying and it really, really, really makes me want to hit you in the face with a metal chair!!!!!

Well, I'm going to sign off of here now and go do some domestic torture!! (see I WILL tell you what I'm doing, you don't have to lurk around like some type of vulture waiting for a body to stop moving!!!)