OMG...what the hell is going on???

Will someone explain something to me?

WHY do grown ass woman slap on enough makeup to keep a clown college in business for year, dress in shirts/dresses that are 2 sizes too small and then take a picture of themselves and post it on FACEBOOK??? And by grown ass women I mean females over the age of 30, women who are under 30 but have more 4 or more children (some of which already have children!!) and women of unknown age that look like they have been preserved in formaldehyde and only recently allowed out of the jar!!

Damn, don’t y’all realize that you look like “lot lizards”…..do you even know what a lot lizard is? Do you care?? Then again, some of you couldn't even make it as a lot lizard!

I saw a few profile pictures this evening and the only thing I could think of was that these “poses” were for some strange online red light district…..or else these women are TOTALLY BLIND!! If you don’t look good in a size 12, chances are good that you’re not going to look any better in a size 8 or a 6! You look like an over stuffed sausage casing…..not to mention the colors on/around your eyes….some colors SHOULD NOT BE FOUND ON A HUMAN BODY WHILE IT IS STILL BREATHING!!!

LOOK IN THE MIRROR! PLEASE? If there are colors that have never been seen in nature on your face........I may be talking about you! If you blink and have to struggle to get your eyelid to open back up.....I may be talking about you!! If you are wearing your 6 year old daughter's shirt.....I may be talking about you!!

I understand wanting to be attractive, honestly I do! But when you have to use a spatula to put on your makeup or use WD40 to put on a shirt, ATTRACTIVE is NOT the effect you will get! If anything you look like more of a loser than you actually are!!

I used to enjoy getting on FACEBOOK and chatting with friends, playing games and posting stupid shit. Hell, I still enjoy the games and the posting of stupid shit, but the chatting is all turning into cyber sex! WHY would I talk to someone in a sexual way if I wouldn't speak to them if I met them on the street??

And what the hell is up with the guys these days? I always knew men were whore dogs...but damn, when someone that is SUPPOSE to be your friend won't speak to you because he's trying to "get lucky" when some FB whore, well I guess you realize who the FRIENDS are and who the IDIOTS are!

I can NOT believe that these people are so GULLIBLE!! Most of these women couldn't make $20 standing on a corner, well, not unless some smart asses (like me) came by and threw pennies at them.....not saying that I ever DID something as low as throw pennies at whores.....but I'm NOT denying it either!

If you need a "friend" ~wink wink~ that badly, at least choose someone that you KNOW or at least know of, not someone that is only words on a page and a few badly taken photos!! And be realistic when you use the word "Beautiful", okay?? I realize that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but damn......how many blind men are there???

Okay, I'm done.....well at least for now. Sorry to have spewed all of this out. If you have a Facebook page....check out some of the profile pictures....you'll understand! Then again, you might see your picture and think "DAMN! I didn't realize I looked like that!"

Later!